Haha i finally found the tastiest looking food in existance :D its the wonderful.. Pealicious

Doesnt it just look mouth watering? LOL. Anyway i didnt do much today.or this week. Went out on monday met timothy, eunice then also met niva and kama after that. And the rest of the week till now i've done practically NOTHING. nothing at all. Zilch. Squat.. i should find something to do.. feels like ive said this before well apparently i still havent sad... haizz.... still havent bought my new mouse too :( I should do something soon... haiizz...
I'm also thinking of changing my blogskin but i dunno...
Ohh yeah then i was talking to caroline rubbish... like.. STATISTICS ON HER DEATH hahaha. That was wonderful :D. Caroline u think about all the statistics. So anyway i was reading this joke and apparently it was meant to be the worlds funniest joke or something in 2002. its like uhh...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?".
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
OK so after reading it again i find it funny i guess i was being to sceptical seeing how it was meant to be seen as the worlds funniest joke and i didnt find it funny enough. But it is funny nonetheless.
I read another one and it was quite funny. I cant copy and paste so ill hopefully summarize it and hope it has the same effect -gulp- x.x ok yeah i gave up halfway and went to search for the joke instead lolz.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem.
"The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he has anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need: a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure..."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck"
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure ..."
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2... E."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?"
Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure..."
The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see... 7-5/8."
Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure..."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 34."
Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 30 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 30. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
New suit - $100New shoes - $40New underwear - $10A second opinion - PricelessLOLZ that one really cracked me up.
OKAY ITS BEEN 1 WEEK SINCE I POSTED. its not that ive been doing nothing its just the opposite i have been doing rubbish the WHOLE WEEK THROUGH so no time to post. LOLZ Monday AND TUESDAY I MET EUNICE AND KELLY. WEDNESDAY WAS LIKE AN OFF DAY BUT THEN I WENT TO MEET MY OTHER FRIENDS! :O:O . O gotta stop posting in caps LOLZ And then lets seeeee. On thursday i met Narindren! :O:O Yes thats right. After then lets see i met Eunice and KELLY AGAIN! omg so much right? like omgwtf lolz. Then lets see thursday was like some festival so i went around and yeah my relatives place. Met Niva also! And then lets see thats about it going for yf later which im not psyched about AT ALL. And then lets see thats about it super ultra summarized whoo. My summary rocks LOLZ
OHH YEAH NARINDREN STILL HAS MY IPOD NEED TO GET IT BACK BEFORE I DIE OF BOREDOM!
OOOO YEAH AND ICE CREAM TOTALLY ROCKS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Today was saturday the family day thingy. So yeah we all went in the morning. And the evil Denise and Kelly didn't appear. LOLZ. Denise couldnt make it and kelly wow. hers was amazing. She overslept! AMAZING RIGHT!?!?!??. lolz so anyway had alot of rubbish fun today and i talked lots of rubbish as usual DUHHH :D.
So anywayz i was reading this manga right. And its about a girl who can see into the persons future when she touches them sometimes. And i feel the way the conceptionalize this is quite interesting.